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Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, If ‘Avengers’ Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest 22 hours, 40 minutes ago
By The Editing Room Published: May 17th, 2012
THE AVENGERS The Abridged Script FADE IN: EXT. INTERGALACTIC COSMIC HOLLYWOOD BASEMENT SHADOWY ALIEN FIGURES in IMPLAUSIBLE OUTFITS are talking to each […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, 6 Absurd Movie Plots You Won’t Believe Are Based on Reality 22 hours, 40 minutes ago
By J.F. Sargent Published: May 17th, 2012
We spend so much time here debunking silly things we see in fiction that it’s easy to forget how truly ridiculous real life is in comparison. Even the silliest, […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, 6 Insane Pet Journeys That Put Disney Movies to Shame 22 hours, 40 minutes ago
By K. Montagne,Dagmar Baer Published: May 17th, 2012
Where would the kids’ movie industry be without the “lost pets try to find their way home” genre? But, of course, the only reason the grossly […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, 5 Reasons ‘Diablo III’ Represents Gaming’s Annoying Future 22 hours, 40 minutes ago
By John Cheese Published: May 17th, 2012
If given a choice between going back and living in the year 1982 and sitting in a chair made of living dicks, most of us would choose the dicks. After all, back […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, The 5 Least Sexy Experiences Everyone Goes Through 1 day, 22 hours ago
By Ian Fortey Published: May 16th, 2012
Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there, because I wrote this about a week before you’re reading it and haven’t quite polished seeing through time yet. When I do, I’ll […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, 5 Favors People Love to Offer (That No One Wants) 1 day, 22 hours ago
By Gladstone Published: May 16th, 2012
I’ve written about people you meet in Hell and people who deserve to die for everyday crimes against humanity — y’know, like eating pungent food on public […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, 6 Scientific Advances Courtesy of Reckless Self-Endangerment 1 day, 22 hours ago
By Chris Rio Published: May 16th, 2012
In school science labs, we always learned that proper experimentation hinged on a delicate balance of adequate subjects, samples sizes and controls and a precise […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, 24 Shocking Photographs From Fictional Characters’s Pasts 1 day, 22 hours ago
By CRACKED Readers Published: May 16th, 2012
As we showed recently, some of the most famous people in the world have photographs in their past that cast them in an entirely new light that sort of ruins […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, 6 Ridiculous Lies You Believe About the Founding of America 2 days, 22 hours ago
By Jack O’Brien,Elford Alley Published: May 15th, 2012
When it comes to the birth of America, most of us are working from a stew of elementary school history lessons, Westerns and vague Thanksgiving […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, 5 Terrifying Secrets About Riding in an Ambulance 2 days, 22 hours ago
By John Dubensky Published: May 15th, 2012
You will probably never have a good encounter with an ambulance. Either they’re shrieking past in traffic and making you late for work, or you’re riding in one […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, 6 Types of Apologies That Aren’t Apologies at All 2 days, 22 hours ago
By Christina H Published: May 15th, 2012
With everyone’s every deed made public on the Internet these days, we’ve suddenly all developed a lot more to apologize for. But we haven’t actually gotten any […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, 6 Iconic Scenes Ripped Off From Lesser-Known Movies 3 days, 22 hours ago
By J.F. Sargent Published: May 14th, 2012
Some movie scenes are more famous than the movies they come from — did you know, for example, that there’s a whole film of Dustin Hoffman crossing streets with […] -
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Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, Tiny Changes That Would Have Saved Terrible Movies 3 days, 22 hours ago
By CRACKED Readers Published: May 14th, 2012
There are plenty great movies that were one tiny mistake away from being great films. Hell, if the shark in Jaws hadn’t been a complete catastrophe, that […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, The 5 Scariest Things About Life as a Human Test Subject 3 days, 22 hours ago
By Sara Ohlms,Mary Johnson Published: May 14th, 2012
Human medical test subject is in that category of jobs, along with sperm donor and medicinal pot grower, that kind of seem like free money. Sure, you […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, The 5 Most Horrifyingly Bad Mothers in the Animal Kingdom 4 days, 22 hours ago
By Monte Richard Published: May 13th, 2012
Moms are heroes in any species. In many, they do not only the birthing and nursing, but also the hunting and fighting and protecting. And while human mothers […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, 5 Reasons Being Left-Handed Screws You for Life 4 days, 22 hours ago
By T. Z. Keiser Published: May 13th, 2012
Much of the last century or so has been dedicated to alleviating the plight of minorities, from one human rights campaign to the next. But in all this time, one […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, Product Placement You Never Noticed in Famous Works of Art 4 days, 22 hours ago
By CRACKED Readers Published: May 13th, 2012
Product placement has been reeking havoc on our major art forms ever since E.T. invented it by liking those Reece’s Pieces so damn much. We asked you to show […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, The 5 Types of Jewish Characters in Sci-Fi Movies 5 days, 22 hours ago
By Gladstone Published: May 12th, 2012
The other day, I finally gave in to the Internet’s demands and watched Joss Whedon’s Firefly series. Good call, Internet. I enjoyed it, but that has nothing to do […] -
Cracked: All Posts wrote a new post, The 7 Creepiest Inventions Ever Patented For the Crotch 5 days, 22 hours ago
By Luke McKinney Published: May 12th, 2012
Some men will stick their dick in anything, and this is the only fact evolution and police blotters agree on. The penis is a combination executive toy and […] - Load More
